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| well guys, since most of you have already seen me in the city, you all
probably know why i'm back in manhattan and not studying at the
seminary in London. In a nutshell, I was kicked out for fooling around
with a girl from the convent. Personally, I find no fault in the
matter....she wasn't yet a nun and i wans't yet ordained. However, my
parents were very displeased and took away my Range Rover. Thus, I'm
forced to mingle with the proletariat in the city's sub-par public
transportation system. Luckily, I can afford to have a car service drop
me to and fro. Furthermore, our new chauffeur, Ricardo Consuelos still
brings me from place to place every now and then. Anyway, it's great to
be back and hang with Paris again at Pseudo, and sometimes Le Cirque if
I'm in the mood. Dorsia downtown is also becoming one of my favorites,
for their exquisite souffles! However, I'm displeased that Raul, the
bouncer at Jean George in the trump building downtown, had forgotten
me, and gave me quite a hastle when i tried to enter. Luckily, Donald
saw me from his table, and reprimanded Raul for his misbehavior. I
enjoyed biscuits and tea with Donald and his lovely new wife as we
quibbled over current affairs. Many laughs and seven cigars later, I
had bid the couple adieu and had Ricardo Consuelos promptly bring me
back to my new flat in Soho.
As for schooling, I've decided to accept my
enrollment which i had deferred at Cooper Union. It's been a blast so
far, and I've been up to a lot downtown. In current events, many of you
have probably realized that the cube in Astor Place is missing. For
those of you who don't know what it looks like, here's a pic:
as for who's responsible for the displacement of this artifact of
american pop culture, the culprit is I, lolz. J/k, don't worry guys,
I'm just having my men repair it. I was concerned when it dangled
precariously. As for the new improvements, I'm having Pierre LeGrange,
curator of the Lourve, make it spinproof. Then he'll ship it back
here, where i'll keep it in the lower level of my flat (yes, the
gallery section, Cindy- i know you love you it). After having a display
showcase, I'll have it released back into the public. Anyway, I'm
off to visit Matt in the Waldorf again, and hopefully Abby and Brendan
can swing by.
Ciao
quotes from the day:
"whoa, ricardo consuelos, it's a city street, not a racetrack" - me
"Jeremy, you simply must try this biscotti with the kenyan gevalia" - don
"Jeremias, do yoo expect moi to rush beauty, soy artiste" - pierre
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| dear diary,
I finally found the courage to try on women's
clothing today! I was in Banana Republic today and as I walked
through the store, I realized that I didnt' like the men's
clothing. But the women's clothing on the other hand, it was very
enticing. And you should have seen me in those dresses! I
looked absolutely g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s! Oh gosh I wish I were a woman,
or at least that I had a woman's body. Us Regis boys should
really come out of the closet instead of hiding and crying all the
time. That's it for now.
With <3,
Jeremella.
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Jeremy would like the world to know that, NO, he does not cross-dress.... at least not on a daily basis. =P
dear diary,
I spoke to him today!! It was in
calculus! As I walked into the classroom, I noticed there was an
empty seat next to him. I ran over and pushed the other girls out
of the way. There was no way that those sluts were going to get
their paws on my piece of man-meat!!!!
He sat in the sunlight and it
cast a flow on him that highlighted his watery bug-eyes. And I
noticed the delicate surls of his flowing eyelashes. I
couldn't stop staring at him. He was so statuesque as he sat
there. I paid close attention to his chiselled features and keen
sense of fashion. His tight blue jeans went so well with his
white tennis shoes and baggy polo shirt. Miraculously, the
greatest thing in the world happened. HE DROPPED HIS
PEN!!!~ It bounced off my shoe and made a loud noise as it hit
the floor. He turned to me and looked into my eyes. I was
entranced when I became lost in those teary orbs. I went down to
reach for the pen but he also reached. HE TOUCHED ME!!!!! 
As his skin grazed mine, I felt electricity shoot up my arm and I
blushed. I blushed like a little school girl. But I got to
the pen first, and I handed it back to him. He gazed deeply into
my eyes and put his hand on top of mine as he said, "thank you, pumpkin
slut."
"You're... you're welcome," I stammered. I think
he's really into me. I can see us in the future with 23 1/2
children. We'll name the first two after myself and him, and the
rest will be numbered from 3 to 23 1/2. They'll all have
beautiful watery bug-eyes and their feelings will be easily hurt,
whereas they will go and complain to the opposite sex in attempts to
"get with them." I hate that I love you~
Love,
Queen Jeremy III
PS. My heart burns with an undying love that never ceases to
burn. There's something missing in my life. And that
something is......... marshmallows! xD
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Queen Jeremella would like to announce that s/he is about to transfer to the Cooper Union Art school. =) | | |
| So it's my fifth day here in London, and classes at the seminary are
going well. I especially like classic theological virtues, but latin
isn't my forte. Anyway, Here at St. Meinrad's seminary, the monsignor
has rather unorthodox teaching practices. In fact, after only four days
of bible study and relic study, we were sent to perform our first
exorcisms. My subject was a young man who had recently been posessed by
a demon who referred to himself as Mordecai. Here is a picture of the
subject:
it
was a grueling five hours of latin encantations, but the demon was
banished. After the first hour, green liquid began to ooze from the
walls, and the beds began to shake. In fact, we had bound the subject
to his bedposts with leatehr straps, but he had broken free numerous
times. Nonetheless, it was a great learning experience
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| Ah friendsters, it was great while it lasted, but unfortunately I'm off
to college in a few days. Therefore I decided to spend my last few days
in New York strolling through Central Park in a sports jacket as the
sun fell below the horizon.
Here are some pics from the reservoir, which I won't see again for the next year, since I'm off to England....
I
just thought it was marvellous to be able to witness such a great
display of God's creation. It definitely put me in the right mindset
for my trip to St. Meinrad's Seminary in London. I've always longed to
be a man of the cloth, but have faced many obstacles upon the way,
namely my own uncertainty. However, to witness such a beautiful display
of nature, just days before heading to London, was definitely God's way
of telling me that I had made the right choice and that he would be
there to guide me along the way. I just pray that he may also help me
to leave my materialistic ways behind since I do admit, living in the
seminary quarters will be rather drab. After all, this is the room I
inhabited in the life that I am now leaving behind:
Nonetheless,
I've accepted my new bearings, and it's time to say good-bye. I really
want to wish farewell to all those who have been there for me. You all
know who you are, and I really owe it all to my parents, who helped me
realize that this really was my passion. For those for whom this
revelation is a surprise, I just want to let you know it's
something I've been thinking about since junior year, when that priest
came to talk us about joining the holy order. However, it's been great,
I've had great memories, and after all my new experiences in London, I
hope I'll be able to see you all again within a year!
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| Hello friendsters, sorry for not writing in such a long time, but I was
busy having an awesome time at Aspen. Just got back last night...so now
begins the process in which i slowly sever myself from all ties to
regis and its students. But before such a thing happens, I've arranged
a "city" scavenger hunt with Marc.
The rules: Depending on the
number of people, there will be x number of two-person teams...At the
end of the day, the team to find the most items in the list wins. Each
team must be equipped with a camera to verify their findings.
The List
-Find a group of black jews that dress like pirates and yell at white people as they preach "the word" on the streets
-Get an old person to give the finger to the camera
-Find a male model (noel doesn't count... we want real men)
-Find a metrocard with money still in it
-Find three examples of De La Vega's "street-art"
-Find girl/s from Westchester
-Find an anti-bush poster
-Find
a group of teens selling candy in the subway cars. You know, the
annoying ones that always say: "Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for the
interruption, but my name is .... and i'm not selling candy for an
organization or a basketball team. I just want to put some money in my
pockets and keep out of trouble...."
-Find a Metropolitan Museum of Art pin, the one with the big M on it
-Find five street signs with bicycle locks attached to them, but no bicycle
-Find a person on a segway
-Hug those people wearing the Spongebob/Hello Kitty, etc. costumes in Times Square
-Find a Native American musical group performing on the street
-Find a homeless man drumming on buckets
-Find
one of those robot men. The guys that paint themselves silver and only
move if you give them money. They also make whirring noises, just like
real robots!
-Find a group of breakdancing teenagers, and join in the festivities....
-Find Che Guevera graffiti
-Find an Asian kid playing Dance Dance Revolution
-Find 10 wanksters
-Spin the Astor Cube 360*
-Play hackey sack with a stranger
-Tip over a police caddy......extra points if there's a policeman inside
-Find the pidgeon lady from Home Alone 2, yes...she really does exist
-Steal the Naked Cowboy's guitar
-Ride one of those children's 25 cents, coin-op machines
-Find a pink Vespa
-Find a doorman wearing a tophat
-Find a person wearing an "I survived the blackout" t-shirt
-Race a jogger in Central Park
-Get a picture with a sailor
-Hit on a member of the same sex, if homosexual, hit on a member of the opposite sex
-Make the people jogging around the reservoir in central park go in the opposite direction.
If
you've got suggestions for what i should add to the list, then please
do tell me. Anybody interested in scavenging should also tell me
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